Notorious Breast Implant Sold

Former topless dancer Tawny Peaks last week auctioned one of her "crazy big" 69HH-sized breast implants on Ebay for $16,766.

These aren't just any 69HH-sized breast implants, either. These implants were once the focus of a lawsuit, Shimkonis v. Bloopers Night Club. Mr. Shimkonis alleged that he was whapped upside the head by Tawny's bosom during a bachelor party and as a result sustained bodily injury, disability, pain and suffering, disfigurement, mental anguish, lost wages, diminished earning capacity, and a loss of capacity for enjoyment of life.

Ed Koch, former mayor of New York City, presided over the case during an episode of The People's Court. Koch found for the defendant after a careful examination of the evidence (by a female court officer, not by Koch).

The winner seems to be a casino, so look for the implant to appear as a prop in a future episode of CSI.



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